1. Someone will say, “Oh, vegetarians still eat turkey, right?”

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2. People will be confused about how you’re totally fine eating a big plate of side dishes.

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YUM. Their loss.

3. You will feel bad asking if the stuffing is made with chicken or vegetable broth.

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4. …and you’ll inevitably offend someone by not eating their meat-containing potluck offering.

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5. You will eat A LOT of mashed potatoes.

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Not that you’re complaining.

6. You’ll probably end up having the healthiest meal of everyone there.

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As long as you don’t go too HAM on the sweet potato casserole.

7. …Not that that’ll spare you from Tofurky jokes.

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8. Your mom will remind everyone that “[Your name] is a vegetarian,” and your dad will joke about you eating rabbit food.

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9. You’ll feel a little guilty for taking so much of the side dishes.

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10. One of your relatives will try to convince you to try meat, because:

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11. You’ll probably have too many rolls.

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12. People will be waiting for your “turkey is HOMICIDE” speech.

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They’ll be waiting a looooong time.

13. Luckily, the most important things at the table DON’T have meat in them:

 

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