B. Taco Bell in Greenwich Village, Manhattan
“Taco Bell is nice for whenever you need vaguely Mexican flavored meals-like gadgets to shove down your throat.
Sober me charges this Taco Bell: A stars. Drunk me charges it : S.N stars. Add the recent sauce and also you get H stars.” (source)
P. McDonald’s in South Slope, Brooklyn
“Who can chew right into a Joe’s Shanghai soup dumpling and never acknowledge within the subsequent agony just a little little bit of the identical pleasure/ache of ripping right into a McDonald’s apple pie? Who can deny that the crisp-exterior to succulent-inside transition of a pied de cochon shares one thing in widespread with the lowly McNugget? What higher image can there be for the scrumptious thriller of any unaccountably fantastic foodstuff you inexplicably take pleasure in than… the McRib?” (source)
O. McDonald’s in Gramercy, Manhattan
“A really beautiful Manhattan eating expertise.
I extremely advocate the Hot Mustard Sauce, out of this world.” (source)
A. Taco Bell in Greenwich Village, Manhattan
“TACO BELL IS SO CHEAP WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT WHEN YOU BUY A DOLLAR TACO. OMG ITS NOT AUTHENTIC ITS DIRT CHEAP QUICK FAST FOOD AND ITS MY FAVORITE I AM SO OFFENDED BY YOU KIDS ON THE INTERNET.” (source)
H. Popeye’s in Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn
“When all of the playing cards are down, all hope misplaced, all self-dignity robbed barren and never a cent left to pay for one sq. foot of lease you, the Poseidon of Fast Food Poultry, emerge from the deep-fried depths of the recent sauce ocean atop a 5 greenback hydra of drumsticks and batter to rescue those that can’t rescue themselves.
Self-loathing thy identify is Popeye’s Chicken & Biscuits.” (source)
S. Burger King in Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn
“ayooo this burger king be slammin yo i’m going up in there order all kindsa wild shit like am i able to get ahhhh you one dangerous… shut yo mouth! and dat mufucka got here out to H.87 i paid in actual change then balled out within the penthouse like upstairs consuming space you recognize we bout that luxurious hoe we acquired elbow room for days up on this b**ch wassup” (source)
S. McDonald’s in South Slope, Brooklyn
“The cashier took my order swiftly and even requested if I needed a pump of flavored syrup in my espresso. Be nonetheless my beating coronary heart! During the brief watch for my meals, any employees I occur to make eye contact with provided up a smile, which I swear made me assume they have been pumping hallucinating medicine out via the air system!
Its good to go someplace they you don’t should pantomime, level and wave your arms round to get what you need. That’s waaay an excessive amount of train!” (source)
H. Taco Bell in Chelsea, Manhattan
“I love this genuine Mexican Bistro. It’s staffed by AUTHENTIC Mexicans, kinda like how they get precise Europeans at Busch Gardens!!!! Their Nacho Bell Grande is a should have!!!! (They carried out the”Bell” within the identify!!!! Very tough!!!!!!)
Also their is pizza out there. Its made in a Hut I guess. A hut of pizza.
S stars out of H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (source)
10. Dunkin’ Donuts in East Williamsburg, Brooklyn
“ayo this dunkin deezys obtained them grown males thirstin for yo change holdin the door open like wassup break me off a bit and im like nah” (source)
eleven. McDonald’s in Financial District, Manhattan
“I am a fan of the large mac, and this place served what can be, till my dying day, the most effective massive mac ever consumed or concocted within the historical past of mankind! Any presentation of the large mac, right here, and ceaselessly extra after, regardless of how audacious, whether or not Bobby Flay or Guy Fieri making an attempt to match it on the meals community, nobody might remake that huge mac the best way I loved it… nobody! I imply, it’s been three years since I had it, and I nonetheless give it some thought…” (source)
12. Taco Bell in Greenwich Village, Manhattan
“Steve, the proprietor of this franchise location, is the most well liked piece I’ve ever had. He served me his scorching tacky burrito and we took turns consuming one another’s chaco tacos. After tossing my taco salad, he slapped me throughout the face together with his chalupa. It was magic. Normally, I don’t eat Taco Bell until I’m out of lube, however Steve has made a fan out of me.” (source)
thirteen. White Castle in Borough Park, Brooklyn
“The meat is questionable for positive, however there’s simply one thing about these little child sized burgers which might be so good. Maybe it’s the novelty of consuming meals that makes your hand look big sized as compared. Maybe it’s the hen rings which are peppered with crack.” (source)
14. McDonald’s in Midtown West, Manhattan
“Furthermore, ensure that to benefit from the free flooring present from the hip NYC youngsters proper outdoors the door. You may additionally need to take a number of trend pointers from these youngsters within the know, and convey them again to your hometown, all stylin’ and profilin’.” (source)
15. Popeye’s in Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn
“I know a bunch of yall individuals saying ‘that is dangerous for you’, however I’m speaking proper now so don’t interrupt me, as a result of interrupting me woud be thought-about impolite, and for those who’re impolite to me then you need to know that can also be detrimental to your well being, most certainly extra instantly. So persevering with, you possibly can eat like A biscuits drenched in gravy. I wish to glaze them in scorching sauce in a bowl and overlook about them til the midnight whereas I received a Swisher Sweet hangin’ off my lip and I stumble into the kitchen with my doo rag on rapping to Wu-Tang Clan after lifting weights and having oily film intercourse on leopard pores and skin sheets and simply going hog wild on some younger filly I met at a cookout and I’m like ‘oh f*ck it’s like I simply went to Popeyes although.’” (source)
sixteen. Taco Bell in Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn
“I was delighted that the workers weren’t birds.” (source)
17. White Castle in Hell’s Kitchen, Manhattan
“Oh, fort with partitions of white,
Your magic brings my mouth delight.
The product of your meals perfection
Gives me a style bud erection.
I wont take into consideration the approaching shit
That cant be prevented when the burgers hit.
But they really feel so good moving into and taking place
That theres not a greater deal on the town.
Divide my cash by level fifty one
That’s what number of I’ll tackle this run
And somebody inform Harold and Kumar,
That I’d journey simply as far
For a chew of that two and a half inch sq.
The meat melts in my mouth as do my cares
Give me a sack, give me a case, or give me a crate
Get me to White Castle so my tongue can masterbate.” (source)