1. If you think you should go to New Jersey, don’t. It’s an awful place.

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Walpack Valley, Sussex County

2. Literally, it is the grossest place you will ever visit.

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Great Falls, Paterson

3. It’s just embarrassing how ugly this state is.

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Essex County

4. Like, WTF is this crap?

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Stokes State Forest

5. What a freaking nightmare.

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Millstone

6. The winters are disgusting and make you an angry, vengeful person.

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Monmouth County

7. Every place looks like the boardwalk from Jersey Shore.

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Farmstead, Musconetcong Valley, Warren County

8. Like, where’s the history?

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Sussex County

9. There is no history because New Jersey sucks.

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Red Mill Museum, Clinton

10. And don’t get me started on the beaches. They’re absolutely…

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Ocean Grove

11. Positively…

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Ocean City

12. Vile.

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Spring Lake

13. The architecture is totally — what’s the word I’m looking for? Grotesque.

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St. Paul Church, Princeton

14. Get out of my sight.

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Central Railroad of New Jersey, Jersey City

15. New Jersey is the place where beauty goes to die.

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North Haledon

16. Seriously, nothing gorgeous ever comes out of Jersey.

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Holmdel

17. We can’t even get sunsets right.

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Barnegat Lighthouse

18. If only we lived in New York. Then maybe, just maybe we could have a city too.

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New Jersey as seen from the Empire State Building

19. Because this just isn’t going to cut it.

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Branch Brook Park, Newark

20. Yeah, nope.

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21. So why would anyone be interested in coming to New Jersey?

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22. Just fuhgeddaboudit.

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Johnsonburg Swamp Preserve

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