2. Onion Ring Fried Eggs
3. Hong Kong French Toast
If an egg-soaked, deep-fried peanut butter sandwich doesn’t sound like something you want to eat, I don’t think we can be friends. Get the recipe.
4. Bacon, Egg & Cheese Wafflebrown Sandwich
Cooking hash browns in a waffle iron!? WHAT COULD BE BETTER? Get the recipe.
5. Spam & Kimchi Fried Rice
Sounds funky, tastes amazing. And it’s brought to you by chef Dale Talde, King Of Spam. Get the recipe.
6. Avocado, Egg & Sriracha Grilled Cheese
Breakfast grilled cheese is a category of foodstuffs that deserves more recognition. Get the recipe.
7. Hangover Chipotle Chilaquiles
There are very few problems that a pile of chips covered in delicious stuff can’t solve. Get the recipe.
8. Anti-Hangover Peanut Butter Banana Sandwich
In theory: Banana = potassium, peanut butter = salt, and whole wheat bread = cysteine, an amino acid that (supposedly, maybe) helps you metabolize alcohol. In practice: It’s fricking delicious. Get the recipe.
10. The Ring Of Fire Breakfast
Eggs embraced by a beautiful circle o’ sausages and supported by fine, strong potatoes. And served with a bloody, obviously. Get the recipe.
11. The Leftover Hungover Sandwich
There’s ham! There’s slaw! There are got dang FRENCH FRIES! This sandwich is here to save your life. Get the recipe.
12. Naan Breakfast Pizza
You think you’re too hungover to make any food, but you can make this. Promise. Get the recipe.
13. Egg & Chorizo Sandwich
This humble scramble with chorizo and American cheese is easy enough that you can make it even if you’re still technically drunk. Get the recipe.
14. Maple Sausage & Waffle Casserole
One of those beautiful foods where you can just move a couple things from your freezer into a pan into an oven and let the magic happen. Get the recipe.
15. Thai Curry Noodle Soup with a Fried Egg
Soup is secretly THE perfect hangover food, because it’s salty and hydrating and warm and cozy. And if you add noodles and a fried egg, it’s carby and brunchy. Get the recipe.
16. Challah Hangover Sandwich
Chocolate-covered bacon and bananas between challah French toast with a fried egg on top. AKA A REASON TO LIVE. Get the recipe.
17. Strawberry Nutella French Toast Roll-Ups
Best-case scenario, you convince someone to make these for you while you stay in bed and nurse your headache. Get the recipe.
18. The Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich
If the concept of (fast! easy!) DIY Cheddar Bay Biscuits doesn’t sell you on this sandwich, I don’t know what will. Get the recipe.
19. French Toast Pancakes
Didn’t even realize this was legal. Get the recipe.
21. Tater Tot Breakfast Pizza
If you haven’t made this yet, I’m hoping the sixth time we tell you to do it is finally the time you’re convinced. Get the recipe.
22. Two-Minute Breakfast Burritos
Save your bodega breakfast money for more booze instead. Get the recipe.