For keeping track of the most important moments in the day.
For storing snacks (it’s supposed to be for make-up, but let’s be real here).
For serving cheese with a side of home state pride.
For the person who’s ready to cut the bullshit and be upfront with their desires.
Ryan’s on it.
10. Gummy Bear Light
For the candy lover who happens to be a little bit afraid of the dark. Just a bit.
For the noodle enthusiast.
13. Pineapple Socks
For anyone who appreciates the gloriousness of the best fruit in the world (and wants to wear that fruit on their feet).
(Or at the very least one who would buy you macarons.)
15. Ice Cream Scoop
For scoopers that want to scoop their scoops with a scoop. Scoop. Scoop.
For eating delicious things out of a delicious-looking bowl.
17. Potato People
For dressing up your spuds as they bake (after they bake you’ll dress them up with butter, sour cream… and maybe some bacon).
For someone who can never remember the difference between mincing and dicing.
For the parent who loves burritos almost as much as they love their children.
For a casanova who wants to set the mood with food.
For helping a cubicle worker make a mountain of paperwork look a little less terrible.
25. Make-Up Bag
For keeping your candy separate from all the other non-edible crap in your bag.
For some help “unraveling the mindset of a food snob.”
For the person romantically involved with a meal served in slice form.
29. Bacon O’Clock
For someone who needs a reminder what time it is.
(Just for reference – it’s bacon o’clock and it’s always bacon o’clock.)
30. Wrapping Paper
And for wrapping it all up.
May all your wildest holiday food dreams come true.