1. Cereal is delicious. We all know that. But the power of cereal reaches beyond the confines of the kitchen table.
The scent… the artificial flavoring, the food coloring, the pounds of sugar and high fructose corn syrup… will undoubtedly cause sexual arousal. Like, for real.
2. You think about it all day, waiting for the next time you can put it in your mouth.
You daydream about cereal like it’s your job.
4. Look at this fucking complete breakfast.
An early morning orgy on a kitchen table.
5. It’s so delicious it hurts. Whoever went like, “Let’s make a breakfast item that’ll cause people to have an orgasm” is a genius. That person deserves a fucking statue…
6. …and the sexual pleasure of a thousand bowls of Lucky Charms.
Magically fucking delicious.
7. I mean, just look at the way those flakes are SMOTHERED with melted chocolate and 1% low-fat milk.
::STICKS TONGUE OUT::
10. All that cinnamon, all that crunch, all that brown sugar raining down from the heavens above…
So goddamn sexy it’ll make you crazy.
11. So fucking crazy it’ll make you LOOPY!
13. YEAH, POP FOR ME, BAYBAY!
POP POP POP POP.