1. Cereal is delicious. We all know that. But the power of cereal reaches beyond the confines of the kitchen table.

 

The scent… the artificial flavoring, the food coloring, the pounds of sugar and high fructose corn syrup… will undoubtedly cause sexual arousal. Like, for real.

2. You think about it all day, waiting for the next time you can put it in your mouth.

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General Mills

You daydream about cereal like it’s your job.

3. All day, every day, 24/7.

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CW

4. Look at this fucking complete breakfast.

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An early morning orgy on a kitchen table.

5. It’s so delicious it hurts. Whoever went like, “Let’s make a breakfast item that’ll cause people to have an orgasm” is a genius. That person deserves a fucking statue…

 

6. …and the sexual pleasure of a thousand bowls of Lucky Charms.

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Magically fucking delicious.

7. I mean, just look at the way those flakes are SMOTHERED with melted chocolate and 1% low-fat milk.

 

::STICKS TONGUE OUT::

8. YEAH, MICHAELANGELO! You sprinkle that shit all over your pizza.

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CBS

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CBS

 

9. FUCK YES, PEE WEE! THROW DOWN SOME MR. T ON THOSE FUCKING PANCAKES.

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Universal

10. All that cinnamon, all that crunch, all that brown sugar raining down from the heavens above…

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General Mills

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General Mills

 

So goddamn sexy it’ll make you crazy.

11. So fucking crazy it’ll make you LOOPY!

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FRUITY LOOPY!

12. Oh… yeah… just like that…

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13. YEAH, POP FOR ME, BAYBAY!

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POP POP POP POP.

14. YEAH, BABY, JUST LIKE THAT!!!!!

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15. CEREAL! TAKE ME LIKE THIS, HERE AND NOW!

 

16. HONEY BABY, PLEASE! YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO GUUUUUUD!

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NBC

17. OH, FUCK!

 

18. … yeah…

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19. … mhmm…

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Disney

20. ::silence::

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Nickelodean

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Nickelodean

 

21. ::more silence::

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22. ::sexual silence::

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NBC

23. So yeah… cereal is awesome.

 

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