1. Guys, we need to talk about something VERY IMPORTANT that concerns the Happiest Place on Earth. Yup, Disneyland (also, Disney World).

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2. Naturally, it involves food. Because let’s be real, snacking>>>going on rides.

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3. Some people think that when it comes to Disney snacks, the top choices are turkey legs…

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4. … or churros …

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5. … or Mickey Mouse Ice Cream Bars.

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BUT THEY ARE WRONG. VERY, VERY WRONG.

6. And to those plebes, I’m like this:

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7. Because they’re missing out on the most MAGICAL treat of all: DOLE WHIPS.

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8. For the unenlightened, Dole Whips are basically a magical frozen soft-serve pineapple treat. It’s basically like a #BLESSING from the people of Hawai’i to your taste buds.

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There lit’rally is nothing better in the world. Or at least, Disney World.

9. If you’re feeling SUPER inspired, you won’t just order a Dole Whip. You’ll order a Dole Float, because then you get your frozen pineappley goodness ON TOP of some sweet, nourishing pineapple juice.

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They leave all other treats… INCLUDING MICKEY MOUSE ICE CREAM BARS… in the pixie dust.

10. Me, when I order a Dole Float:

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E!

11. The best part is, Dole Floats are like, a SUPER-EXCLUSIVE treat. You can only get them at Disneyland and Disney World, and the long line is ALWAYS worth it.*

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*Also, a few other locations. But like, whatever.

12. NOW GO FORTH AND PROSPER WITH THIS INFORMATION.

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13. And next time you’re at Disney, leave the n00bs in the dust and head straight to a Dole Whip. Your stomach will thank you.

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