1. Behold, the item of your drunken dreams: Pizza Hut Australia has created a new Doritos crust.

2. The proclaimed “crust innovation” uses “clever cheese technology” to create a barrier of delicious cheese and crunchy — in what many are calling humanity’s peak achievement.


3. The crust, which doesn’t (but should) come with a free Mountain Dew, is understandably creating shockwaves online.

I must find a pizza Hut to try it's new doritos crust pizza if it's the last thing I do

— robhawkes17 (@Rob Hawkes)

7. As well as a fair amount of anger, confusion, and disgust.

The Doritos stuffed crust pizza looks truly disgusting.

— kazminka (@Corinne)

A Doritos-crusted pizza? Seeing that is enough to make me go #paleo.

— siobhanduck (@siobhan duck)

9. The world will never be the same.

Doritos pizza. Jesus fucking wept

— thnewaustralian (@thenewaustralian)

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